emocapella

the world’s only non-sucking a cappella group

Alex Condoluci

Born from pokemon gloom, the most emoest pokemon of them all, Alex sprinkled his tears like spores all across the land. He enjoys extensive strolls on the beach, sipping orange juice by moonlight, and write his bitch emo songs on the pier with his little acoustic guitar. He walks with his hood on down the streets in order to shield his virgin eyes from day light and the beautiful glares of all the pretty ladies.

He moves his way to emocapella after breaking up with his other band because he can’t take commitment. Everyone leaves him. In return he sings his emo songs to make the world feel as shitty as he does.

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