emocapella

Anthony was born and raised on the mean streets of Chicago, where emo kids are the daily targets of both physical and verbal abuse… just like everywhere else. Despite his many attempts to be a “badass”, wearing baggy clothing and listening to only the dopest underground hip hop, like Vanilla Ice, eventually everyone he knew sooner or later figured out he was “an emo.” Anthony has written many emo songs, and if you remind him about how he tends to get dumped after pouring his heart out and buying girls lots of nice shit, he just might break out in song. You might not be able to tell through the tears, but thats what makes emotional rock so f**ing cool. At least thats what emo ‘artists’ tell themselves before they fall asleep at night.

Anthony recently discovered that he is too short to donate sperm and that his genetical material is unwanted by society.