emocapella

Kate was born in East Bumblefuck, New Jersey among herds of cows and sheep….the female version of Jesus, as most would say.  After tirelessly shepherding them around and singing them to sleep for eighteen years of her life, people began to refer to her as “the lovechild of Moses and the Little Mermaid.”  When she grew tired of that, she relocated to Washington, DC, where she discovered her emo side.  With no one to actively project her emo-ness on all of freshman year, she found the love of her life, Emocapella.  She hopes that one day, they will get married & have tons of babies together…if only Emocapella would return her psycho-stalker advances…..