emocapella

Member since Fall 2004

Mac Clevenger is a 5′6” Latino stunner whose favorite activities include lasso tricks and competitive poetry writing. His formal musical training includes several years studying the moves and vocal acrobatics of such artists as Jordan McKnight, Enrique Iglesias, and Raffi. Among his varied interests are professional dueling where he goes by the alias Rumpleteazer, the WWF, and quilting bees. Mac’s dueling record remains unchallenged, except in the Battle of Los Carmenios, where his arch nemesis Alex “the Destroyer” beat him soundly and forced him to sing the national anthem of Bosnia and Herzegovina, Alex’s home country. One often finds Mac dancing to the likes of Kylie Minogue in his favorite pair of Sponge Bob Square Pants boxers. Mac is currently engaged to the sweetest piece of ass this side of the Democratic Party. Contact Mac at any point to discuss the fact that you are so fine, you’d fit through a colander. P.S. Like any true Emo enthusiast, Mac is the one getting kneed in the balls.