emocapella

the world’s only non-sucking a cappella group

Mike Passaretti

Member since Fall 2005

Mike PassarettiMichael is the anti-emo. He lacks all emotion, save ruthlessness, which isn’t very emotional at all. Still, as a bass in the group, he isn’t expected to contribute anything other than his devilish good looks and an awesomely manly bass line. That low thrum you heard during the concert? That is him. It remains to be seen how he will fit in with the rest of the emo-ified members, since it is a distinct possibility that he will steal their girlfriends just because he can. Perhaps dabbling in emo will help thaw the ice around his heart (two sizes too small). Or maybe he will just act as the muse for the rest of the groups emo angst. Yea, thats probably more likely.

2 Comments so far

  1. mike passaretti September 9th, 2006 4:25 pm

    my name is mike passaretti also. this is really weird. haha

  2. Michael Passaretti September 21st, 2007 12:00 pm

    haha so is mine
    lolz

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