emocapella

After the Indian Rebellion of 1857, the British government attempted to create the ultimate singing propaganda soldier. Their first and only attempt involved a unique blend of genetic modification and black magic, and cost British taxpayers nearly four and a half million pounds. Needless to say, it was not a success. The experiment backfired and inadvertently killed several local villagers, two monkeys, three sheep, and four and a half cows. This story is neither true, nor does it have anything to do with Nate. Nate sings tenor, which is awesome because in western musical tradition, the tenor is the lover. Basses tend to be bitter old villains or comedic relief. Therefore tenors are better in bed. He’s from San Francisco and doesn’t appreciate all the brown and gay jokes, unless they’re any good, of course. Nate is so emo he skipped his high school prom to play video games… and then cry himself to sleep.