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Patrick Hanley

Patrick Hanley

Patrick came into this cruel world two decades ago and often wishes he never did.

He always says, “If there’s more to life than tears, then please let me know.” But seriously do. It would turn his life around.  Until then, he spends most of his time writing critically acclaimed poems. His most recent collection, “The Color Black and I” has been described as “an awful mess of obscure self-pity,” but he doesn’t care what other people think. Besides, if he didn’t feel sorrow for himself; no one would. Ever.

In the words of Patrick, “Life is like a box of chocolates. And I’m allergic to chocolate.”

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  1. Jesus Christ September 28th, 2008 9:49 pm

    People like you are the reason why me and my dad don’t talk to humans anymore

  2. Hot Girl October 25th, 2008 10:34 pm

    I would love to use a cute emo boy like you as a sex toy one day. Call me ;) 773-228-9254 xoxo

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