Ryan Buyco
Member Since Fall 2006
Ryan was a superhero is the early 90’s. Comparable to the likes of the Green Ranger and Spiderman, Ryan hit the streets of Minnesota until he was convicted of shoplifting a lawnmower from the local Walmart. Hiding in an abandoned monastery in Tibet, Ryan attained the sacred scrolls of Girl Pants and went on Atkins to fit in a size 2. After failing horribly to the temptation of carbohydrates, Ryan started to cry and sing wussy love songs about the girls that ignored him in high school. He then found Emocapella and quit his life of organized crime. You can still see him today trying to impress girls with his good looks and dry sense of humor.
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Ryan, you are a sexy man beast.
Every girl who reads that call me sign will fall in love with you cause they’ll think its a personal message!
Hi Son, I hope the story is indeed just a story. If you have ever stole a lawnmower from walmart, you will have to either #1 return it or #2 go and pay for it. Congratulations on making the emocappella, you’ll be great! I miss you and I’m glad you are having a good time in school, but don’t for get to hit the books.
Mum
Ryan! It was great to see you on Thursday! And i’m so glad you told me about emocapella. I’ve had so much fun looking at all the websites you guys are on, and listening to some of your songs. You guys are great!